HEY WEIRDOS!
had sexual lesson tday[:
-innocent look-
jkjk.
it was CME.
so before that mr lim shared with us a joke.
after lesson i got th joke from him(he gave me th piece of paper)
so i'm here sharing it with you>(:
i'm not selfish..
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Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"

Then I said, "She is a dog!!"

He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old."

He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex."

He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand! Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, Sex ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around, and I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.

"You don't understand," I said. "I hoped to have Sex on TV!"

He called me a 'show off'!

When my wife and I split, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married."

The judge said, "Me too!!"

Last night, Sex ran off again, and I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up next Thursday.

Well, now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with my shrink, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all of my life, but now it has left me forever, I couldn't live any longer, so lonely!"

And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend, so get your self a dog."
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hehe.
think yellow!
den you'll get th joke>(:

HAVE YOU GIVEN UP?

we don't need people to push us i order for th swing to swing.
we can swing it ourselves.



Should i blog about tday?
hmm?
NOOONOOOOOOONO!
there's nothing to blog about anyway[:
-shuts her mouth-
it's good to know when to shutup>(:
i'll blog about something else{:


1. Would you kiss the last person you
kissed, again?
= I'LL NEVERMIND[:

2. Have you told anyone you'd marry
them?
= NEVER!

3. Have you ever liked someone so much
that it hurts?
= Yeah.

4. Have you ever made a bf/gf cry?
= YESSS?

5. Are you happier single or in a
relationship?
= depends.

6. Have you ever told someone you
loved them and didn't mean it?
= NEVER EVER NEVER!

7. Have you ever had your heart broken?
= Duh.

8. Have you ever broken someone else's
heart?
= Yeah?

9. Do you still talk to your exes?
= some[:

10. Last time you kissed someone?
= truth or dare,

11. If you could go back in time and
change things, would you?
= let me know when it happens

12. Do you think you are a good bf/gf?
= no?

13. Do you believe everyone deserves a
second chance?
= YUP

14. Have u ever liked anyone else's
bf/gf?
= NO!?

15. Like anyone right now?
= i DUNNO!>):

7. Does that person like you back?
= -.-

18. What are you going to do tonight?
= Sleep, duh.

19. How do you feel right now?
= Stupid?

21. Have you ever been kissed upside down?
= uh?

22. What would you like to say to one
person on your mind?
= SORRY>):

com'on, th show is over.
we can stop acting.

& someone's singing myway outside now?
wth!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I JUST WASTED TIME ON SOME KIDS IN MY STEAD's BLOG!>:@

Loving you is so tiring...

precious thots!

OMGOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
PRECIOUS THOT!
(photos next time)
-cheeky smiles-
BIG BIG THANKYOU TO
JINGYIN, ZHENYUAN, JIEQI, YANTING, THEO & LESTER!!!!!!!!
it was a be-lated birthday present.
now you see.
its more then a plastic bag>(:
i love you people more dne words lah!
and thanks to ximgan!
i almost forgot to bring it home from wan hei's house.

went to wanhei's house after school tday.
jieqi, yanting, katty, huimin, wanping and I !
yayyyy!
den watched horror movie.
forgot what was it called.
den katty was like screaming all th way.
huimin" walau eh! the ghost haven't scare us den you scare us liao"
katty"sorrysorry"
(katty scream again)
charman"STOPIT LAH! you scream will scare me de leh! scream one more time i put you in front of th tv uh!"
katty"orh. sorrysorry"
(katty scream again)
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had fun>(:

eeeeeeeeeeeks.
jieqi walked me home(:

bye.