June 30, 2007

Went for band today. It went out pretty well(: "perfect" from drill to playing :DD
Then had section lunch and dinner. I was laughing like siao. Lunch I laughed mostly because of jiong han. Then he sang to Theo like omg so =.=

Dinner was GREAT! We bonded and I loved the time back to school in the bus. Fun! Fun! Fun! kailing so poor thing! HAHA! But she is cute? anyway she's GREAT! very good can liao larx.
Then going home we were like "escort"??
hahax.

LOVE SWISSWINDS! did i eat my choco? more lik drink.
hahax iiddoooiit
SWISS WINDS Ncc Command Band is BACK!

June 28, 2007

A JOKE A DAY KEEPS SADNESS AWAY!

There were two mental people. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

another

A blonde walks into a shop saying sir i would like 2 buy that tv,the worker says no, i dont sell stuff 2 blonde people!
She colors her hair black and asks the same thing 2 the same guy the next day,then he said no, i dont sell stuff 2 blonde people!
She colored her hair red and came back and asked the same thing, the worker said no, i dont sell my stuff 2 blondes!
Then she said WHAT my hair is red not blonde!!!!!!
The worker said i know your a blonde because that is not a tv its a microwave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One more

There were two boys named Shut Up and Trouble. One day Trouble ran away, so Shut up went to go look for him. Along the way, he met a cop. "Hello son. What's your name?" asked the cop. shut up replied, "Shut up." The cop looked stunned. "Excuse me?" the cop asked. "I said Shut Up," the boy repeated. "Do not speak to a cop like that! Now, what is your name?" the cop asked one last time. The boy replied with the same answer. So, the cop asked, "are you looking for trouble?" the boy said yes.

JOKE 2:
Once there was a kid. He needed to buy grapes. So, he went to the store, and asked, "Got any grapes?" The man said, "No." The next day the boy came back, and asked, "Got any grapes?" The man replied, "No." The day after, the boy came back, and asked, "Got any grapes?" The man said, "NO! IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!" The boy came back the next day, and asked, "got any staples?" the man said no, so the boy asked, "Got any grapes?"




YO MAMA IS SO STUPID...
- she stared at a orange juice box for an hour because it said concentrate!
- she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind!
- she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
- she jumped off the curb to comitt suicide!
- wrote a book on how to read!
- she bought a book on how to read!

YO MAMA IS SO OLD...
- I told her to act her age and she died!
- she has Jesus's phone number!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT...
- it took me 3 buses and 2 trains to get to her good side!
- when she puts on a red jacket people yell," Firetruck!"

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY...
- blind people cried when they saw her

another


there is a young girl in sunday school and her teacher wants to ask her 3 questions
1. her teacher asked her "who created the earth we live on"
a boy pokes with a pencil and she yells "god almighty". the teachers says "thats right"

2. the next question that the teacher asks her who died on the cross for our sins? the boy pokes her again and she yell "jesus christ". her teacher says "that right"

3. the last question is. "What did eve say to adam when they were makin babies. the boy pokes her agian and she yells "i swear to god if u poke me with that thing one more time i will break it in half"


Romantic, Popular, or Brainy?

WHICH ARE YOU?
PEEPS! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST! GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 10!

HERE'S THE TEST!

1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
Cat
Dog
Fish
Snake
Parrot
Mouse

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
Hawaii
New York
East Africa
Spain
Montana

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
Violin
Piano
Electric Guitar
Drums

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
Dr. Pepper
Sprite
Coca Cola,
Pepsi,
Mountain Dew.

6. Name A. Person Of The Opposite Sex...

7. Name A. Person Of The Same Sex...

8. The Time Now...

9. Your Age

10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down!
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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!

1. Red - Adventurous
Orange - Fun
Yellow - Sweet
Green - Wacky
Blue - Romantic
Purple - Mysterious

2. Cat - Feminine
Dog - Loving
Fish - Boring
Snake - Boyish
Parrot - Annoying
Mouse - Brainy

3. Hawaii - Romantic
New York - Busy
East Africa - Curious
Spain - Mysterious
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

4. Violin - Intellectual
Piano - Popular
Electric Guitar - Wacky
Drums - Wild

5. Dr. Pepper - Popular
Sprite - Wacky
Coca Cola - Wild
Pepsi - Fun
Mountain Dew - Athletic
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June 27, 2007

I very funny horr?

John was walking home home. He saw the dead man lying on the floor.

Let's join the sentence together.

John was lying on the floor when he saw the dead man walk home.

I laughed when I gave that answer. OMG! stupid me.
EllOS.

I was thinking and thinking then FINALLY!
I don't know what I was thinking about. So.. =.=

Derry told me that my hair looks like it got blasted by bomb =.=
He kept hitting my hand cus I couldn't stop moving during drill.


June 22, 2007

Just came back frm band tomorrow still have @ amoy quee camp again! Nicholas Liu, you owe me a chocolate!
Joshua said that he thinks more boys like me than Theo then i was like =.=!!!
I don't know if I should be happy because of what he said or sad because we all know Theo is pretty right right right?? :D




June 21, 2007


Nothing last 4eva.so live it up,drink it down,laugh it off avoid the bullshit,take chances & never have regrets,because at one point,everything i did was exactly wad i wanted





You are always there
but do you care
the way i feel
i cannot heal
from the pain you caused me
can't you see
because of you
my hearts in two
i fall on the floor
theres nothing more...




kk, no more rainbow ):
I gonna change song in 10 more mins.Cus 2dae theotheo come bak liao.haahax.
Nicholas i'm gonna win!!!

June 20, 2007


Wth! What's th meaning of your tag?
Aye hello, leave your name there at least. Since its alr so obvious that you tagged me. And delete your tag from your blog. "Huh? Charman just came to tag me" BULLSHIT.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAG YOU! What a joke to tag yourself and say it was me.


come on, least I dare to admit. And I did not delete your post!!
TIMOTHY you low down bastard! Pls fcuking get off my blog! RIPPER!


The UNnamed person is obviously Timothy Chia!!!
I checked twice. And the addresses are the same! STUPIDITY! Did i even disturb you?! 
Don't provoke me.



People don't call me a bitch for nothing you jerk.

June 16, 2007






Band for rehearsal today and cause I was rushing to band as I woke up late. The moment my dad dropped me off, I had to hold my pants (because I didn't have no.3 belt) and run with white shoes (because I also didn't have no.3 shoes) and Nicholas shouted "ku zi yao diao liao" while I was running up the band room from foyer. lol. And lots of of ppl were 
running after me to the band room to help me get ready hahahaha. Oh yeah Oh yeah.


BIG THANK YOU to KAILING for not scolding me even when I'm late and for "decorating" my hair lol. (because it's really hard to tie my short hair and the amount of hair spray and gel she had to use was ridic), JIA HER for being patient to me and helping me find pants that fit me, JEREMY for the pants and shoe chi hou-ing me, JOAN for helping ("chi hou" me), SAIFUL for encouraging me, SAY YENG for letting me eat and drink your food, ANDY for teaching me (:

thank you all.

June 10, 2007

Cancer Jun 21 -- Jul 21
If a Cancer has an interest in you, they will drop subtle clues. Don't expect them to be forward, as they don't know how to be. Since they have a tendency to be old-fashion in beliefs, the perfect date would be tickets to the theater, a romantic restaurant, or a cultural event. As they tend to be romantic day dreamers, and reflect in the past, bring up some old stories so that they can relate some of theirs. Show an interest to this sentimentalist when they bring out their collections or old pictures.They thrive on admiration and praise. Let them know how much you admire them. Compliments will get you everywhere. Ask their opinion, and be sure to be sincere about hearing their response. Keep in mind that a Cancerian hates rejection and is extremely cautious about making any commitment. They will try to avoid giving an answer, and whatever you do, don't try to rush them into one. Usually if the answer is no, they will go to all lengths to avoid the subject. The Cancer has an excellent memory and a jealous nature. Because they can recall situations in their past very easily, it would be a tremendous mistake to ever be insincere to this person. To them betrayal is devastating, and it will take a very long time for them to forgive, and to top it off, they may never forget. Once emotionally wounded, there will always be a void in the relationship. Emotional and financial security is of the utmost importance in this relationship. They don't like frivolous spending, since it means a loss of control and security. If you can give an enormous amount of attention and constant reassurance, you have found the perfect mate. In return you will find Cancer to be affectionate, romantic, sympathetic, imaginative, and quite seductive. Although they tend to want your complete devotion, if they are in love, they will cherish and protect their partner always.

June 4, 2007

Hold up Hold on
Don't be scared
You'll never change what's been and gone
May your smile
Shine on
Don't be scared
Your destiny may keep you warm
Cos all of the stars Are fading away
Just try not to worry
You'll see them some day
Take what you need And be on your way
And stop crying your heart out
Get up
Come on
Why're you scared?
You'll never change
What's been and gone
Cos all of the stars
Are fading away
Just try not to worry
You'll see them some day

Don't wanna go to clubmed because... band.
But my mum wouldn't allow me to stay.

June 1, 2007

TODAY @ band was fun! And I am a happy girl cuz I finally got my cornet!! *throws hands in the air* 


And today, Chingkit said something which I thought was damn cute today? He was playing around in band and Joan told him to stop and he said "BU GONG PING!" Not fair in chinese because he got stepped on his foot and complained to Joanne but she said "nvm" and told him to stop playing because band was starting.
I don't know if it's just me but thought it was cute cuz chingkit is our senior but he's acting like a kid. LOL. 


Played the hand beating game again with Jionghan and this guy is so damn sdkjfhsdfhsdjkf. Never give chance one lah! Now my hand so red! And the last time we played this game, my hands turned red and the blue blacks lasted for 2 friggin week! 

Abrupt ending cuz I wanna go search for blogskins :P
BYE