Kissonyou

went to SPCA tday.
know what's that?
is's SingaporePet Cruelty Association!
hahahahah. very funny is it!
okkk lah. it's actually
SOCIETY for the PREVENTION of CRUELTY to ANIMALS.
btw, i wasn't there to donate my pet or whatsoever.

okok. that's not th point.
th point is,
when i was there, so I-have-nothing-to-do-and-i'm-bored-people kept prank calling me.
so obviously th typical charman won't answer any unknown calls.
so she sms and asked who th person is.
and she already know it would be some pranks.
so..
you are?
this is tay's pants company. we have already ----- your pants and it is done. please come and collect it(can't remember cause message was being deleted)
i think you got th wrong number
we have double-checked it and we are sure. Please come and collect it. ~~~~~ (forget already!)
wtf? den too bad lo
i'm sorry but this is no joking matter. If you doubt our premium workmanship, you can come down here to do a quality check. We will have to presscharges against you if you do not comply.
I told you that you have already gotten th wrong number! ok. Tell me who's th person who have ordered th pants or whatever.
We cannot reveal confidential information of our clients. The order was made from this number.
Right. So if i'm th customer i'm not allowed to know even my own information? You joking? please. You already said that i'm th customer, why can't i even know my own information? Don't make a joke out of yourself.
Chuang Qin kai ordered pants to bring into the toilet. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH. Dont angry hor!
wth? willim uh?


got it? hahahhah.
It was willim. and he thought i was angry because i sounded serious so he gave in. hahah!
Clarence! Pigs are flying!!!

Regardless how much I care
I don't have the right to ask
Ex-lover's greetings
Are more awkward than a stranger's


i wanna grow 5902478589247582457824cm taller! and of couse skinner if i grow shorter.
because, th smaller th surface area to volume ratio, th more nutrients you get! hahahaahhaha.
bio!
bioooooooo!
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!