Please just die but leave everyone else in piece

Is this cartoon cute or what! HAHHAA!


ok, so anyway, I think people who commit suicide are very selfish!!!!!
Yeah, one reason is the "typical" and very "standard" reason that people will give.
"Never think about how their love one will feel" etc.

BUT I HAVE GOT ANOTHER REASON FOR YOU GUYS!

Scenario 1: Jumping off the building
I think this is the worst and most selfish suicide of all the restttt!

You jump down the building, your brain switches off in the middle of your "journey" down the building.
(This depends. If your suicide act is only a like 5 stories high, you will probably die only when you reach the ground)


So In between you can change your mind and try to fight gravity and time while asking someone to bring 10000 mattress down for you!!! ok, joking.


Then, you fall flat on the ground, and die. COMFIRM GOT A LOT OF BLOOD!
WORST, YOUR HEAD/LEG/ARM BROKE!
or your eyes are still open! Or eye balls dropped out!

Can you imagine how will people feel when they see you?!??!! I bet they don't have to sleep for the rest of their life already, might as well die too because it's so disgusting/gross and scary!!!!
Each time they close their eyes, they see the image of you lying there lifelessly.

WORST! WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO LAND ON THE GROUND, SOMEONE WALKED PAST WITHOUT NOTICING AND YOU LAND ON THAT PERSON AND HE/SHE DIES TOO!

Don't tell me it's impossible. With something called gravity, it's impossible for you to float in the air for 5mins then land. They don't even have time to run lah!!!!

You die can already what! Why make other people die as well!!!!!
WHOA! I DISLIKE THIS ACT TTMX!

JUST DIE ON YOUR ON PLEASE.
LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE IN PEACE!

Sometimes when I am walking outside the blks, I will feel so super scared lor! That I won't dare to go near any possible area where people will jump!
BECAUSE YOU SELFISH PEOPLE!!!

Plus your blood stains that might be left there forever! OMG!!! So scary! Why? Want to leave it there for people to remember your brave act is it.

SO SELFISH!

Scenario 2: Slitting/cutting/stabbing/shooting yourself with the knife/gun!
People rarely use this act, I THINK??

You stab yourself with the knife, if suicide act fail, you stab again and stab stab stab till you die!

OK, Can you imagine it when your family comes home and see their love ones being stabbed, lying on the ground??? Imagine the hurt they will feel!

PLUS! They have to buy a new knife, and clean the floor! And each time they enter the place where you laid, they are reminded of what happened to you!
(ok, actually, this applies for all scenarios)
BUT YEAH!

CAN YOU AT LEAST BUY YOURSELF A KNIFE AND STAB YOURSELF AND IN BEWTEEN THE PERIOD WHERE YOU ARE LYING THERE WAITING TO DIE,...
GET UP AND CLEAN THE PLACE AND PLACE SOME PLASTIC BAG FOR YOU TO LIE ON IT SO THAT THEY WON'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP THAT MUCH!

But! That doesn't solve the problem. Because they will still see their love one lying there and whatsoever.


Scenario 3: Drowning yourself

I don't know how people get to do this. Because I go underwater, I am out of breath and no matter how much I try to continue staying underwater, my body just wants me to get up to catch some air.

But can you imagine people swimming halfway and..........(same things happen)
worst still, the swimming complex will have to write a report!
And even if you're at home, those make up artist for the dead will need to do a lot of job!
can you don't be so evil notxzxx.

same goes for poisoning yourself! Then the product you take in will be affected! But actually, it was over dosage. Unless you drink other stuffs like acid?
IDK, SORRY, I DIDN'T PASS CHEM BECAUSE I DON'T STUDY.

Scenario 4: Running toward a car or jumping down the train tracks.
Fortunately, our government etc very pro! They added the "barrier" on the platform already so kinda impossible for you to jump and gain publicity or money from public to family!

k, firstly, you run towards a moving/speeding car, then the car knocks you, you scare the driver and you create extra trouble for the traffic polices!
Then you might make a dent or whatever to the car and the owner will have to pay $$$ to have it fix!
AND EVEN GO TO A PSYCHIATRIST BECAUSE YOU TRAUMATIZED THEM!

seriously, can you people don't be so selfish!!!! HUHHUHHUH!
YOU AFFECT PEOPLE IN SO MANY WAYS!

FORTUNATELY, THERE'S A BETTER WAY!!!
:D
yay! Got hope!


HAHAHHA!
WHICH IS......................


Don't suicide lah!
(duh!)


STAY POSITIVE!!


so please, next time before you act rashly, think!!!! because of your one stupid act, people have to suffer!!
and lost of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
walauxzx!


P/s. I THINK YOU PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL REALLY HONORED BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO "PASS-BY" SOME DISGUSTING PHOTOS FOR THIS POST!

P/s/s. AND IF YOU THINK I SHOULD POST THE REAL SCENES, PLEASE GO SLAP YOURSELF BECAUSE I HAD NIGHTMARE AFTER POSTING THIS UP! Want see so much go search it on your own lah!

P/s/s/s. Took away my blog song because I think it's really evil/ pro of you to laugh even with that kind of music. PRO ONE CAN ONLY BE ME!!!!
MUAHAHAHAH!